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Canada In Less Than A NutshellWe're Canada: A Poem Lacking Metre and Otherwise Sense
We're Canada, we don't have any moon,
We spend our spare time keeping the stereo in tune!
Our loyalties can hardly be questioned,
To sum it up, we can't be burdened
With bothering to salute the flag.
(just don't say the Queen's a hag,
We'll drown you in beer cuz we're really mean,
Heck, we might even send you to the guillotine!)
We're Canada, and it's not really that cold,
We make fun of Americans, we're definitely that bold,
Who really cares, as long as the Oilers win?
Well, actually, that's only if you're in Edmonton...
Which really doesn't rhyme, but who cares, we're Canadian
And I can't think of anything that rhymes with that—um—ORANGE!
Have a snow float, it's not on me,
Oh, look, it's a pretty maple tree!
We're Canada, I'm sweating to death,
Because it's hot, even though I think 20's hot, and that's Celsius, you idiot, oh right, I need a rhyme to end this line and the only word I can think of at the moment is bre
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